Never tried a Limberick before...

There once was a girl from Winnipegosis
Every where she ran people yelled "Whoa sis!"
She found they yelled lower
When she became a slow boat rower
That strange sweet girl from Winnipegosis.

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Here lies a boy who loved Star Wars
He thought he could walk straight through bar doors
They took one look at his shirt
Man that pummeling musta hurt
For that poor poor boy who loved Star Wars